The olden times are gone.It's about damn time that teachers moved away from their antiquated teaching style and became hip and fluent in the new generation of students. In my opinion, it was far belated. You see, my generation holds ourselves in the highest esteem. We pride ourselves in being able to find the nearest outlet quicker than a bullet striking an unarmed pedestrian and endlessly boast about our participation awards. We are the future. I love the freedom of being able to go to my parents when my teacher forces me to accept her ways. I AM A LIBERAL and free of your petty whims you witch. Red makes my blood bleed.It was always a pet peeve of mine when teachers scribbled all over my paper in that horrendous Red ink pen. Are you trying to correct me or offend me? Because in my belief system, which I have spent years (specifically 1 years) establishing, writing in Red is a sin. The devil is red too. And you say you're a christian. This hypocrisy has gone far enough. Every blot of Red ink on my paper is extracted from an antique slave driver's whip. And slavery is bad. So before I shed any more tears because of the pain you made me endure with that aggressive intimidation technique, I recommend you put the pen down. No one, not a single one of your students, can handle this aggressive, unorthodox style of teaching. If you want to really see a change in our work, give us flowers, or at the very least, a chocolate, kiss us on the cheek (make sure you are wearing a cool color lipstick, especially if you are a male teacher) and tell us we did perfect. After we sue you for sexual harassment, we will improve. It's my education. Not yours.i'm glad that our voices can finally be heard. through our parents. and our administration. they know what exactly we want. they know we don't really stress about the real world when we get thrown in there after high school. we don't worry about how little preparation we have to get our asses whooped. so thank you parents and administrators. for teaching teachers how to teach without teaching.
so get rid of homework. no more Red pen assaults. bring back the TAKS test. no more analytical and critical thinking just teach us what's in the damn textbook. you know nothing of what our real world holds for us. you come from a generation of barbarians. fools who had to learn how to survive. SIRI survives for me. don't you understand? the modern youth need a modernized education. our brains are equivalent to the number of google searches we can achieve in one sitting. we don't need to fact check. i don't have 500 followers for being a fool. i can say more in 140 characters than you can in an entire class session. everyone deserves to feel smart. we don't need to achieve it. we don't need to strive for it. we were perfect the way we were born. how dare you attempt to play God and try to take my beauty away from me. i don't need to change. the system needs to change for me.
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AUTHORA financial analyst by day...dreaming of being a college student again ARCHIVES
December 2017
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